|Frank Rizzo - 2007-06-21 |
-1 for no subtitles, +4 for my own made up subtitles
The translation is on the actual video. Since you people are too lazy to to do it yourselves:
Girl 1: Would you take us for a ride in your BMW?
BMW-driver: Even to the end of the world!
Soldier: Hey, I'd like some vodka, girls!
Girl 1: Just a second!
Girl 2: Where do you live?
Soldier: Right here. Daytime at work, and at night in the clubs!
Girl 1: Which work???
Soldier: Contract of course!
Blonde girl: Contract?? Marriage contract or what?
Girl 3: Army contract, stupid!
BMW driver: Hey, don't you wanna ride in my car?
girls: Forget it. Take yourself for a ride!
Narrator: It's about time for new heroes! With contract based service in the Ukrainian armed forces!
|Caminante Nocturno - 2007-06-21 |
I want to see the US army do this. I'm serious, they have to make an American equivalent.
|Xenocide - 2007-06-22 |
The army's first mission: find out who made Ukrainian commercials so damn long and kill them.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-06-22 |
Your mission, should you choose to accept it: To protect and service all the babes in Ukraine you can find. Then drink vodka in a tank.
With honour, vigor, and vitality, I choose to accept said mission. Also, if said mission in fact doesn't exist, I choose to drink until I become pretty certain that I am in fact driving a tank and having sex with beautiful women.
|manfred - 2007-06-22 |
Ukraine will join NATO by 2010.
|Chalkdust - 2007-08-27 |
Amongst other things, this commercial inspires me to try drinking out of earthen pottery
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