Jesus christ the singing...I genuinely don't understand why anyone thought this would be a good idea, excluding due to being coked up out of their minds?

pretty sure this is a dupe but it's been years and who cares

disney+ revival when?

One moment of perfect beauty!

Nobody ever believes me when I tell them this was a real show that made it on the air.

I mean we did Glee so this is really due for revival

I assume the pointy nose is a prosthesis. He looks like the Penguin. He's a pretty good singer, though. All those years of Julliard really paid off.

The real talent is the young professional couple, desperately trying to figure out how to realistically react to the baby merchant's musical number. It would be great if the couple were actually cops, and they got the whole thing on tape. They could play it back in court, and everyone would be getting down!

The other two look so embarrassed.