|Old_Zircon - 2021-06-06 |
What the hell, it works on Star Trek.
|themilkshark - 2021-06-06 |
Since shit constantly falls out of his mouth, it probably falls out his ass constantly too.
|scrungus - 2021-06-06 |
kris kross'll make you
God I'm old.
Teener, you reminded me of a very brief time in my childhood when I was convinced my friends and I were going to become famous rappers. thanks for that.
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2021-06-06 |
Say what you like about Hitler, the man knew how to put on a pair of pants.
We all know what happens at the next rally. Trump shows the crows that his pants are on correctly. They cheer wildly.
"HAR HAR HAR them LIBERALS don't know nothin' bout PANTS with those SKIRTS they're WEARING!!!!!!!!!111 (Because they have pussies not dicks LOL) Be sure to like and subscribe to the PATRIOT COTILLION on FACEBOOK"
Two Jar Slave
Sounds like the crows saved you some money. Would it kill you to leave out some nuts or something in return?
|Cena_mark - 2021-06-06 |
He can run again. Or, he can tease another run so his rube army can give him even more money.
|duck&cover - 2021-06-06 |
Definitely pull-up training pants.
|Robin Kestrel - 2021-06-06 |
He has the best pants.
|Jack Dalton - 2021-06-07 |
His tweets have no where else to go…
|TeenerTot - 2021-06-07 |
He probably wet himself on the front, and turned the pants around. Because nobody is smart enough to notice that.
Welp, snopes says his pants were on correctly. Shame on me.
Yeah, they went through the video and found a zipper. Half an hour of staring at this fuckstain's crotch.
I think it's even more damning, because it wasn't "oh whoops, put my pants on backwards", but instead it's "yeah this is a good look".
John Holmes Motherfucker
This is leading to a bunch of hilarious stories with headlines like "TRUMP SUCCESSFULLY PUTS ON PANTS". I should feel relieved, but I feel dissapointed.
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2021-06-07 |
He's spreading wild lies about election fraud. If he wasn't wearing pants at all, that would still be the lead.
yeah that's what we do now, if Democrats lose it was all because of Russia and if Republicans lose it was all because of Comet Ping Pong Pizza or whatever
You have to feel sorry for Cracker — he’ll never be able to forgive Biden for winning
don't worry about me, worry about the victims of the people you elected, the millions of evicted people that will receive no help, the immigrant children still being held in inhumane prisons, the Black people that will be beaten and robbed and murdered by the police that you are voting to fund and protect from accountability, but yeah go ahead and do a victory lap
Why yes you are ‘[filtered: boring zero-credibility troll]’. Good point. 👍🏻
Time for Crackersmack's NEW RULES
John Holmes Motherfucker
It took a while, but I feel like I'm finally over Bill Maher. Seeing him talk about vaccines in HBomb's latest video may have finally sealed the deal for me.
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