What the fucking fuck. Glad my dad wasn’t there this year.

Controversial opinion, but that guy's a hero. Haven't you fucks ever heard of a velodrome?!

This is the same kind of asshole who ignores the "Right lane ends ahead. Merge Left" signs.

"Oh, hey, look. The road ahead is magically clear just for me. La-la-la."

Had the biggest fight with a coworker over this.

"Well, the other drivers are supposed to let me merge."

MERGE BACK WHEN EVERYONE ELSE STARTS MERGING, NOT AFTER YOU'VE BLOWN PAST SIXTY CARS, YOU COLOSSAL SELFISH ASSHOLE!