Contemporary American conservatism in a nutshell, folks.

Trying to cancel cancel culture is peak irony

Yo! You're not the boss of me.... MOM!

See also: I didn't ask to be born!!!

At this point, I'm convinced the most "authentic" version of Kid Rock was the one signed to Jive as a compare-and-contrast to Vanilla Ice.

wow, kid rock has really gone downhill

Beautiful.

You know what really grinds Kid Rock's gears? Actual kids!

Haha oh man, the comments:

"This is the perfect soundtrack for sitting on your front porch watching your kids beat up the mailman."

"Every time this song plays, an engine block appears on someone's dying lawn."

I love the finger rocket-ship, that is just plain fun.


But did he just compare himself to Springsteen? That's BOLD.

Social media was a mistake.

Seriously. The only way we are ever going to move on as a species is if the entire Twitter headquarters randomly disappears into a sinkhole, followed by an asteroid collision straight into Facebook. Then the morning after, we can begin to rebuild.

Also this guy was always a generic twerp. Watch the video for that horrible Sweet Home Alabama/Werewolves of London chimera sometime. Kid Rock on a jet ski, Kid Rock partying with local strippers, repeat. That was his own Weird Al parody from 20 years ago.