Just when you think he was taking way too long to eventually reach a halfway decent point, he goes into the worst possible point about the worst possible subject: that the original Xbox and Xbox Live were the pinnacle of shared culture? That getting ripped off in shitty Gamestop pawn shops was superior to Steam?

From there it just continues into more objectively wrong purple prose, like 90s Must See TV being the better choice.

I guess at the end he finally makes the most basic good point: stop paying attention to social media.