Pillager  - 2022-01-31
Fart Funnel & White Male Fart Porn are viable tags.
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jangbones - 2022-01-31
for those of you who do not follow the footballs, Antonio Brown is a fine athlete and notable head case
most recently he quit in the middle of a game and half-stripped while leaving the field
the NFL gets a lot of guff for lunatic players, but you should forgive them because they have crippling brain injuries
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yogarfield - 2022-01-31
Since this isn't the sporty crowd around these parts, I think it's important to list out just how shit this guy is. The doctor farts are from back in 2019.
Antonio Brown has done the following:
Almost hit a child while throwing furniture out of his 14th floor apartment.
Driving 100 in a 40.
Multiple, multiple sexual assaults.
Got pissed off at some furniture movers at his house, threw rocks at them.
Refused to pay for a 220-gallon tank of piranha at his house, and to quote an article:
"Leung alleges that last December he received a call from Brown's house past midnight indicating an emergency with the fish. Leung arrived at the receiver's home to find the tank covered in algae due to inattention and to the odor of dead, rotting piranha."
More rape allegations, domestic violence, burglary, battery, insane twitter rants, dyed his mustache blonde, once flew into training camp in a hot air balloon, and was most recently caught with a fake COVID card, and it's believed that COVID outbreak the Tampa Bay Bucs had this season is his fault.
The dude is a criminally insane piece of shit.
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ashtar. - 2022-01-31 oh he's just a zany little guy up to some hijinks
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garcet71283 - 2022-01-31 Guys like this used to be monarchy.
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jangbones - 2022-01-31 I met many fine upstanding professional athletes during my time with the league. Same for my time with the association.
And a few pieces of garbage, sure.
Also, I believe I was the first person to interview Ray Lewis after the, uh, incident. Months later, he did no media all season until Super Bowl week. It was, shall we say, intimidating.
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yogarfield - 2022-02-01 I recall you mentioning some of this in the past.
Fave NFL / NBA encounters?
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Nominal - 2022-02-01 I worked with Peyton Manning once.
Super awkward fundie vibes.
So, nothing everyone doesn't already know :(
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yogarfield - 2022-02-02 Yeah no surprises with Peyton. He teabagged a trainer back in the day.
If you want a good laugh, subject yourself to a few minutes of the new simulcast that Peyton and Eli are doing. They are both so fucking dull, talk over the game like two boring uncles, Manningsplaining obvious football things.
I don't use the term lightly, but I honestly think Eli is mentally handicapped it makes it even more baffling that he won a ring. He spends most of the show with his mouth dropped open, looking like the producer has just told a 7-year-old "the candy is coming soon".
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jangbones - 2022-06-27 my favorite encounter;
I worked at the SB in Miami, Falcons vs. Broncos. Friday night, we went to dinner at Joe's Stone Crabs. I sat next to our talent coordinator, who dated a few players. She got an unexpected message on her phone, looked at it, wrinkled her nose. "Who is it?" I asked. "It's Eugene. I have not talked to him in a long time. Uh...no, I am not going to call him back."
Woke up on Saturday morning. One of the best players on the Falcons, who's first name is Eugene, got busted last night for soliciting a prostitute.
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