Fear of cars would actually make sense, cus they are one of the #1 killers. Instead we're afraid of totally harmless things like spiders that happened to be dangerous in the evolutionary environment.

(Fear of cheeseburgers would also be beneficial)

I was worried this nightmare wasn't going to make it out of the hopper

Doctor answering the phone is totally the preacher from Blazing Saddles!

Also this is easily the weirdest Disney clip since the Cat from Outer Space.