there's a Harley dealership near me that is kind of infamous for having old guys drop their newly-bought bikes while trying to negotiate a u-turn right in front of the dealership to get back to the highway
Owning one might be a bad idea, but it's good to know how to ride a motorcycle just in case you're being chased by some goons and the only vehicle at hand is a motorcycle that the owner conveniently just parked outside of a store with the keys still there.