Udder tragedy.

I ordered a milk shake to go.

Back in my twenties, I was driving home one day and traffic was backed up.

A cattle truck had fallen over, but had laid over much more gently than this one did.

The trailer had not broken open and all the cows were inside.

Panicked cows were trying to climb on top of each other.

Cow hooves are very sharp and concentrate a lot of weight into a small surface area.

Cows are very heavy.

The cows who tried to stand on other cows sank in up to their bellies.

There was a river of blood running down the storm drain.

This is why beef turnovers are not popular.

As a teen I once went to a small-town rodeo on Vancouver Island and they announced that the calf-roping event was cancelled. The calf truck had an accident and the calves all ran into the forest.

24 of them truly lived.