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SolRo - 2022-05-15

It’s like they animated a badly choreographed real fight scene with a ton of bad jump cuts.

Action/reaction happens occasionally but inconsistently.

Oh, producer is a D-tier direct to video American.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2022-05-15

People who "enjoy things" are the WORST!

Love the casting of TV actors as voice actors, it's inspired.
Batwoman is Stephanie Beatriz, Rosa from "Brooklyn 911".
Black Mask is Johnathan Banks, from "Breaking Bad" and "Better Call Saul". I like him way better than Ewan McGregor's take on Black Mask.
Selina Kyle is Elizabeth Gilles, who I don't know, but I dig that she sort of looks like Julie Newmar. An Actress from the Walking Dead plays Julia Pennyworth, who is a new character to me but I presume is related to you-know-who.

>>>Oh, producer is a D-tier direct to video American.
You make it sound like "D Direct to Video" is stamped on his passport.


SolRo - 2022-05-15

They should have just done an audio drama since apparently their fan base only cares about hearing American celebrities doing mediocre voice acting.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2022-05-15

No, we also like lots and lots of jump cuts.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2022-05-15

Also, some of the actors are British!


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2022-05-15

The way you seem to think that "American" is a withering put-down makes me picture you drinking a noisette and smoking Gitanes.


SolRo - 2022-05-15

I’d argue that in the world of mainstream 2D animation, yes, “American” is an insult.

3D stuff from Disney is world class. But low and mid-tier stuff like this in America is terrible more often than it’s not.


SolRo - 2022-05-15

And I guess I better clarify that I’m talking about animation quality and direction, not storytelling or character design or popularity etc, those are separate things.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2022-05-15

I can dig it. Those things you don't care about are what I care about, and the animation doesn't get in the way of that. I grew up in the 60s watching a lot worse. These people don't work for Disney. The budgets are limited.

I made a point of explaining that this isn't supposed to be anime. It's being sold as "anime style". I don't know if that distinction means anything, so I'm just passing it on. It's more realistic than anime I've seen, except for the opening credits, which are genius, but other than that, not a hill I would choose to die on.


SolRo - 2022-05-15

Well budgets are a reflection of what the market in a region considers important. So in Japan they will spend a lot to do quality animation for multiple projects every year, while the same is an outlier in America.

This also causes the knock on effect of not developing the local talent to do quality animation, causing messes like this fight scene.

An aside; animation is actually pretty cheap compared to quality live action shows.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2022-05-16

Animation is cheaper than live action, but not as cheap as the usual balloon juice about jump cuts. Seems like it's about "jump cuts" an awful lot of the time.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2022-05-16

I'm pretty high this morning, having waked and baked around 8:00. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to finally use "balloon juice" in a sentence. It made my day.


SolRo - 2022-05-16

Can you translate that after you sober up?


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2022-05-16

For the sake of clarity, I could type it again, this time in all-caps.


Crackersmack - 2022-05-15

not regretting cancelling HBO


Meerkat - 2022-05-15

Not enough AAAAH! WAAAAAGGGGGHHHH! AAAAAAH!!! UH! UH! AHHHH! to be "anime".


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2022-05-15

Well, I guess that's why they call it "anime-style". I like it, but 90 per cent of the anime I ever saw was before 1970. (Speed Racer, Gigantor, Kimba, 8th Man). In 1963, when I was five and the TV was taken over by the death of JFK for a week, my favorite TV show was Supercar(Gerry Anderson), my second favorite was Astro Boy. To me, this feels nostalgic, while nursing my obsession with DC, which started up again roughly a year ago when I discovered the Harley Quinn animated series.


Meerkat - 2022-05-15

Ah, good ole Gerry Anderson (and company). "Dragon's Domain" is still, to this day, my favourite episode of any TV show ever. When I was a wee lad we used to hang a comforter over my dad's sawhorse and pretend to get sucked into it.


Nominal - 2022-05-15

It's more "Bwuh?" or "Uhhh?!"

Anime would be one quarter as long if you cut out all the pauses and wordless grunts.


SolRo - 2022-05-15

No jiggle physics nor butt-perspective shots, thus not anime.


Lef - 2022-05-15

unironic enjoyment.

of batgirl no less.

JHMF, you sly dog.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2022-05-15

That's BATWOMAN, and she's a totally different character, and BTW she's a lesbian, you ignorant motherfucker.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batwoman


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2022-05-15

>>>unironic enjoyment.

Because Catwoman teaming up with Batwoman is... already Ironic? I mean, for fucks sake, is that such a hard sell?

I get it. Ten years ago, if I saw me, a creepy pervert would have been my first thought. But don't you think it might be almost time for you to have a SECOND thought?

Boxxy, who is actually Catie. She turned thirty in April. Her IMDB page had been dormant. Every 6-12 months, she retweets, often BLM or PRO-Trans memes. She sold an NFT last year. Whatever it paid, I think she had earned it.


Lef - 2022-05-15

What is a Batwoman,
an adult Batgirl?
I think I need a biologist to explain it.

How do you know Batgirl isn't a lesbian? Has she told you?

Is the boxxy NFT nice, will grow in value in the next years?

I 5 star your video, and I feel (maybe wrongly) that you are unhappy with my vote. Should I have 4 starred it, to give some wiggle room?


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2022-05-15

I have no earthly idea what the Boxxy NFT is.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2022-05-16

>>>What is a Batwoman,
an adult Batgirl?
I think I need a biologist to explain it.

I just wanted to reprint this, because I know you're mortified to have to resort to this fake Socratic vaporing, and posting your own words a second time will own you far more effectively than anything I could ever compose, though I be touched by all the muses of heaven.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2022-05-16

Batgirl is usually Barbara Gordan. Batwoman is usually Katie Kane. Batwoman is never Batgirl.


Lef - 2022-05-16

I thought it was funny.

What is a batwoman before she reaches adulthood?
Clearly a batgirl.

Clearly, the statement is not wrong.

People grow older, unless the woke now claim growing older is wrong speach and we have to call it something else.

It's extra funny that I don't know what Batwomen or Batgirs are, and that it bothers people that I don't know.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2022-05-16

>>>I 5 star your video, and I feel (maybe wrongly) that you are unhappy with my vote. Should I have 4 starred it, to give some wiggle room?

Okay, do you really think I'm annoyed because you didn't like my Catwoman video, and not because of the 100,000th hilarious "JHM Is a Pedo" joke?


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2022-05-16

One thing I love about this is that in this particular universe, Selina and Bruce are involved. He doesn't appear, and his name is barely mentioned, but Bruce has gotten Selina to promise to not kill. Stealing jewels is a other matter.


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