Then I'd tell her she's going to prison unless she makes out with her Playstation for 20 minutes.

Before or after convincing her to drink her own cum?

I think getting her declared incompetent to stand trial would be real easy.

Chris is going to show up to trial looking like Ed Norton in American History X: Shirtless, grayscaled, and covered in tattoos spouting pro-Russian talking points exaggerating the impact the sanctions had on the price of gas. (Chris was the only internet personality still accepting ruples)

It's petty and cruel.

People who troll Chris would go to playgrounds and savagely beat children if they thought it would get them Internet Points.

If Chris got boring a decade ago, where does that leave people that have been posting the exact same comment on his videos for the past ten years?

I didn't watch it, and it takes a couple seconds to say "JFC ignore the village idiot" and close the tab.

What do you want me to do, one-star it?

That's fine. No skin off my nuts.

Keep your nuts off the grindstone, people are trying to work.

Not all of us;

"Chris now appears to believe that his true occupation at the moment is being the goddess of an alternate dimension,"

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_work

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Didn't Walt use Barbussy to poison a child to turn Jesse against Gus?

It's not over. Chris will eventually get out of jail and get into more shenanigans. People have declared CWC over many times before

We're looking at Chris-Chan the way a 1st century Roman merchant just passing through Palestine might have thought about Christ.

The Ken Burns CWC documentary will be a banger for sure.

Geno Samuel is the next Ken Burns