The dinosaurs got a meteor strike for way less than this.

This was filmed in Toronto (I'm down at the lakeshore every weekend). Apologies on behalf of my city :(

I don't even want to think how this person would present as Tails or Knuckles.

Anyone into Sonic at all is some sort of giant pervert. It's real weird how that happened to a seemingly innocent video game character. He's like a real potent carcinogen for minds.

MASTERPIECE.

PERFECT.

THIS JUSTIFIES THE LAST DECADE.

Everything in the universe has been leading up to this moment. This perfect moment.

The content we deserve.