OK but I didn't see any members of Journey, nor did I hear any Journey songs. I feel this movie may not deliver on its promises.

2:03

0:38 - Hellosaurus stealing the scene from old Mr. Thirty Silvers.

Holy eye rolling. At least they're against the wealth gospel. The protagonist just needs a fast car to get out of hell though.

Welcome to Hell, where it looks like this cost twelve dollars. This is Mr. Judas Iscariot. Ignore how white he is. Now, prepare to be tormented forever by the only British Juggalo.

They are aware nobody is going to watch this turd so they show you the actual ending in the trailer.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/journey-to-hell-live-from-to ronto/id1041876428?i=1000560268925

I could create a better green screen effect in Kdenlive.

"You thought by saying some magic prayer at Christian summer camp, your salvation was guaranteed!" I thought he was going to reply, "Well yeah, that's what the camp counselors told me."

It gets so much worse. First off, there's no comments on the trailer at the YouTube site itself, which in and of itself is weird. There's only two videos on the site, this trailer and a video where your basic pasty pastor pitches the movie and uses platitudes such as "your life will be changed" and "everyone needs to see this movie." Then he tells you about the "link above him" (it's actually below him) where he points out how you can see the movie before they release it in theaters. Yes, they want to release this in theaters. And what do they want to charge you for the "privilege" of seeing it before anyone else? Two-thousand cocksmacking dollars. Not twenty, which is already way too much for this shit. Two motherdamning thousand dollars.