One hopes..I will be living in my not inspected car with a suspended drivers license so we will see.

You got a paypal address or something?

What state?

And yeah post a venmo or something.

Hey CC give us some info. Don’t know your situation but you need to at least get your car legal so it doesn’t get towed.

Dickalanm

If you see Patrick and SpongeBob both nursing off of Ursula you found the right person

And I don’t plan on moving my car, it’s going to stay parked at Walmart while I go to the library to apply for jobs

That a Venmo account? Want to make sure it’s going to the right place

No, it’s a PayPal account I do not have Venmo, or at least access

Nike dropped Kyrie.

I do not know who that is.

Ho boy, deep breath and I'm going to just scatter things out off the top of my head.

Kyrie Irving, PG for the Brooklyn Nets. Probably top 10 at his position, max contract guy. One of Nike's top signs.

He's like Kanye, but dumber and worse.

His hit list includes: flat earther, missed an entire season because he's an anti-vaxxer (lost $100m or so for taking a stand against the jab and bragged about it like he was a fucking martyr), and general wackadoo conspiracy theorist. Big Alex Jones fan.

Like, even before COVID, there are headlines of grade school teachers complaining about their students saying the earth is flat "because Kyrie said so".

Well right after Kanye, Kyrie posted a horrible antisemitic documentary made by the BHI that literally the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and Hitler. Refused to apologize for it. It has segments about how Jewish people stole black identity, and we know that they all worship Satan and control the world. Presumable the flat world?

He donated half a million to the ADL, but he sent his parents as emissaries and didn't bother to show up. The ADL said that they didn't want his fucking money and blocked it.

He's done some other shit, but he's now been suspended by the Nets and Nike just announced that they're done with him.

And out of all of this, the flat earth thing drives me the craziest. HE WAS BORN IN AUSTRALIA. That's how fucking smooth-brained he is, but he has a messiah complex and over 17m followers on IG.

You could have just told me to Google it, so thanks.

Yeah, well hopefully I will have to meet anybody like that asshole dowsing that person in Oregon holy fuck

Best of luck out there. Keep us in the loop.