Grow hair on my palms or get ball cancer.

Tough call.

I'm quite proud of 90's / 2000's that this was actually on TV.

Went to the emergency room last year with extreme testicular pain. Figured it was torsion rather than cancer since I'm not a young man anymore, but turned out to be a kidney stone.

Turns out kidney stones can manifest as testicular pain.

Still check, kids!

Been there, done that.