I don't any Daddy bullshit. I don't dominate anybody, I don't get dominated.
Unless a woman is like Futurama style giant and it's a death by snu-snu situation, I'm not going to get bossed around any time soon. I can't suspend my disbelief. I'm not getting my shit locked up or having someone peg me in the ass.
And a bitch had better stay away from me with her gross ass feet. Try that step on me nonsense and I'll sweep the leg and knock you the fuck out on the coffee table.
I'm also not going to slap or choke a motherfucker. The fuck outta here with that nonsense. I ain't no one's Daddy.
Though honestly no, I'm too broke to be any kind of Daddy