While I appreciate what's going on here if it was an actual SCUMM engine game, everything would get clicked just to hear all the different dialog options.
It's an actual game and you can play it - coded in Adventure Game Studio, the people's SCUMM, which has been ported to browsers. I hope you're prepare for some unforgettable gameplay! https://gamejolt.com/games/SteamedHams/673130