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Xiphias - 2007-07-12

"Hey, mikey, uh, black cougar." "Did you like the spinning?" The judges' facial expressions. Dear god the whole thing.

baleen - 2007-07-12

Mikey giving the old Italian F-You gesture to the Philadelphia 76'ers was my favorite part.

Aelric - 2007-07-12

well, he gets my vote for greatest living human

Sean Robinson - 2007-07-12

I mean, he actually has really well-maintained hair. It is clean and lustrous.

fluffy - 2007-07-12

So is the invention a mass-market S&M kid-saving fursuit? or uh

I'm just not sure what the hell this invention is. Or how this is an invention, anyway.

Ursa_minor - 2007-07-12

This man is a walking case study individuals not being able to let go of their childhood. His accent only makes him more pathetic. 5 stars.

Spastic Avenger - 2007-07-12

I think is how I'll look when I'm forty.

Ersatz - 2007-07-12

Chaining children up in your basement is not the same as protecting them.

chalk - 2007-07-12

You mock, but that guy saved these kids from A KIDNAPPING RINK. Jerks.

FISTFULLofSOUL - 2007-10-15

yeah...and guess who kidnapped them stoopid!

jihadbaby - 2007-07-12

Fuck his invention, but he could be an actor, or the lead singer for some awesome arena rock band, or a mega pimp, or an astronaut. Man, that man could be anything he wants.

PegLegPete - 2007-07-12

Badass motherfucker right there.

Pandatronic - 2007-07-12

I would totally be the Black Cougar's wise-cracking sidekick. We could use our dolls to beat up the bad guys and save the kids from the dungeons.

Frank Rizzo - 2007-07-12

this weirdo needs to get together with that crazy eccentric panther guy from american idol and for a posse of failure.


Frank Rizzo - 2007-07-12

after watching this whole thing to the end, Ive learned that this guy is awesome.

george, george, george, george, george, george, george...

EvilHomer - 2007-07-12

Fuckin' A, man. If this guy doesn't at least land a deal with Marvel Comics after this pitch gets out, I'm starting a riot. BLACK COUGAR ROCKS!!!!!!!

dueserpenti - 2007-07-12

Wow, talk about Lost in Yonkers.

Fuck you, you wish you could bulb that.

Hailey2006 - 2007-07-13

This guy needs his own show! I think John Cooper, II of "M*A*S*H" fan-fiction is probably like this guy!

Portaxx - 2007-07-13

If I was a judge I'd say "I'll give you a YES, but only if you give me a copy of your movie to keep."

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-07-13

The female judge had the best reaction. A mixture of fear and confusion.

mouser - 2008-02-12

Lust. You can tell she dugg the black latex.

kthorjensen - 2007-07-13

Yeah I need the fuck out of this movie for Evil Video 5.

jihadbaby - 2007-07-13


DvD= .99

Camonk - 2007-07-13

I think the woman voted yes out of terror. I think George just liked the spin. What the hell. I guess there are worse reasons. I mean, the guy is the first superhero dedicated to protecting children. Man, Superman, Captain America, get off your asses and start saving children already, you selfish, gerio-centric assholes.

Mayberry Pancakes - 2007-07-13

I couldn't actually watch this. I had to scroll down and listen to the audio because I was cringing so hard. This is unreal.

Billy Buttsex - 2007-07-13

The ending totally killed me

tamago - 2007-07-16

Aww man it's dead

baleen - 2007-07-16


It's alive again (for now).

Dib - 2007-07-17

Fucking youtube. Are the others resubmitted yet? I caught this one the other day on youtube by searching but couldn't find the other clips.

Hooper_X - 2007-07-25

Holy shit. This is pretty much the greatest thing ever. All the awfulness of "Ravedactyl" and "Civilian Justice" but with a creepy pedo subtext and SILVIO DISALVATORE.

I wish I had a billion jillion stars.

Corman's Inferno - 2007-08-07

Steve Ditko and Stan Lee didn't walk around Manhattan in Spider-Man costumes. But maybe they SHOULD'VE.

Xenocide - 2007-08-08

So you invented Darth Vader with no cape on.

Also: I'm not sure how the judges would react if they'd been pitched Spider-Man, but I'm pretty sure attempts to pitch Black Cougar to Marvel would result in them pointing to a picture of Black Panther, their incredibly similar character who's been around since the 60's, and then pointing to the door.

Caminante Nocturno - 2007-08-29

I'm pretty sure that if you looked, you'd find that there's already a hero whose sole purpose is to defend kids. Not that he still shouldn't use that line.

bang to buck ratio - 2007-10-06

At any given moment there is enough cocaine in that man's body to kill a water buffalo.

B_Ko - 2007-11-18

Black Cougar looks like an Xbox.

William Batty - 2009-01-06

I don't think Silvio knows that the same movies are in theaters in every city.

kwash - 2009-12-28

this man is crazy and has apparently been so for 25 years

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