Will It Blend? - Transformers

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Comment count is 18

Xenocide

- 2007-07-12

We all know they're bound to kill Optimus in the movie sequel (so he can come back in the third one, natch) and this is how they should do it. Maybe bring in a Decepticon who turns into a blender. His name will be Dicksontron. His catchphrase will be "don't breathe this!"

"Autobots! Transform and roll ouBWRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Oh, yeah, that'll put butts in the seats.

dead_cat - 2007-07-12

oh fuck, why can't I read the comments first?

lolcoolj

- 2007-07-13

They'll replace him with 14 other crappy characters. I can hear the "Dare to be Stupid" in my head now. Man that original movie made me sad as a kid. Strange that now I enjoy it.

Caminante Nocturno

- 2007-07-12

YOU GOT THE TOUCH
YOU GOT THE POWER

dr_rock

- 2007-07-13

I only hear Marky Mark singing this now. He ruined my childhood memories.

Senator_Unger

- 2007-07-12

It should have ended with the kids just crying.

kingarthur

- 2007-07-12

one shall stand, one shall blend.

Stopheles

- 2007-07-12

"Til All Are One Consistency"

Xiphias

- 2007-07-12

You should mix those pieces with some icecream. I bet it would taste good.

dead_cat

- 2007-07-12

I want to see them make a transformer that turns into a Blendtec blender!

Cap'n Profan!ty

- 2007-07-12

"[x] smoke. Don't breathe this!"

Camonk

- 2007-07-12

If I had a Blendtec blender, I'd try every last one of these at home.

garcet71283

- 2007-07-12

The transformers put up more of a fight than the magnets admittingly.

Hooper_X

- 2007-07-13

It looks like they had to cut for time - they pan down and the robots have been in the blender for a good 45 seconds. Those things are made to withstand 5 year olds, so they're fairly rugged.

Adramelech

- 2007-07-13

(Robots in disguise)

kthorjensen

- 2007-07-13

Oh my god the expression on the face of the kid on the left in the still shot at the end is worth a million dollars.

bopeton

- 2007-07-14

Less than meets the eye?

tamago

- 2007-12-16

Five stars for childhood mental scarring

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