Yes, I'm sure she quit playing with you because "you got inside her mind" and not because you had a bunch of demons raping her character every twenty minutes.

Edward James Olmos is a pervert.

Thank you, that was the most disgusting story I've ever heard in my entire life.

Dammit, that DM got in my head! It's my fault Black Leaf died! (ties rope)

Seriously, every DM story I've ever heard invariably gives me the impression of the DM being a socially impotent pervert on a power trip.

Mr DM seems very proud of being the creepy dude who makes everyone in the room instantly uncomfortable.

Did you just say "ethos"?

Gosh.

The worst part of this is that DM looks EXACTLY like my father-in-law, except for the ridiculous earring and a bit more greying.

Geoffrey Rush?

As I write this I'm only half-way through the DM's little story and I just want to quickly say holy fuck I hope he's going somewhere with this.

I would like to pray thanks to all the gods I never played this game, m'kay.

Wow, that earring guy had a striking voice. It was like a Ken Nordine album gone very, very wrong.

I want to see the rest!

Remember those news reports someone posted a while back about how D&D was raising a generation of Sinners and Perverts? By George, I think those just might need a second look.

Five seconds in, and all I can think of is the X-Files episode where the bespectacled nerd says with an absolute straight face, "I didn't spend all those years playing Dungeons and Dragons and not learn a little something about courage."

CREEEEEEpyyyyy...