What if your parents refuse to put it together? You'll be grounded just like poor fucking stupid Cop-Tor.

I think he says "try and conquer the world now," but after reading your Description and pressing play, I almost completely lost my shit when it got to that line. I'm still not sure why.

Either your parents couldn't afford Transformers, or they just didn't respect you enough to go looking for them. Either way, all of your friends are going to laugh at you for playing with this.

I found the head from one of these things a long time ago. It talked when you pressed a button on its forehead, if I remember correctly.

Ah Leader-1, the Poor Man's Prime. He was the only Go-Bot I ever owned because I was five and in my "HOLYCRAPJETFIGHTERS!!!!!!!!!!" phase.

I actually had this as a kid. It was okay because it was freaking HUGE and looked like a ghetto AT-AT from Star Wars.

Then I got Metroplex and that bitch went in a box in the basement. (Except for the head, which made an obnoxious gonging noise, so I kept that out.)

Holy shit my buddy had this; we'd play with it all the time

Gobots were ugly and they broke too easily. I had a complete set of Rock Lords though and I don't care what anyone says, I enjoyed them.