When i read 'norse mythology' i was expecting something cool. instead i get Devil May Cry, and out dated graphics. also, how many lives could have been saved if he used the sword first instead of shooting ineffectually for the first 3/4 of the fight.
I love the fact that one of the patrons complains about the Aesir being ineffectual then seconds later he gets his point proven and then some by that idiot. Yelling "Everybody get the fuck out!" too out of character for the cliché'ed brooding douche bag hero?
Wasn't this the game where they released a shitty, broken demo at E3 and then spent the next year whining about how the media was calling their game was shitty and broken?
"Too Human" as a title does not shout bad-ass action game. It sounds more like a saccharine collect-the-shiny-shit platformer starring a plucky alien robot shaped like a toaster/iPod/Amiga WHO JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED. His sidekick would be a wise-cracking small goat or child or small goatchild with the voice of official Eddie Murphy™ impersonator Chris "I need &%@#ing work, Brett Ratner!" Tucker.
Why does that robot Grendel thing sound like that? Was the sound team so fucking lazy that they just lifted "monster_roar2.wav" from one of those 1000 Sound Effects! CDs you can get at Office Depot for like .99?
Let's see... unimpressive graphics, terrible animation, generic character designs and horrid direction. Exactly what I expect from the makers of Eternal Darkness.
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