So why was the beginning narrated by a 60 year old heavy smoking Jewish woman?

Also, +15 stars for the last ten seconds of dialog.

I'm going to betray you!

See, that was a pretty ballsy move, given scorponok left 95% of his body someplace else.

This is what happens when you try to shoot a ninja consultant in the back.

Every one of these is better than the one before. I love you, Transformers: Headmasters!

The secret weapon: dishwashing tablets

Darnit! I'm totally gonna destroy you along with Earth.

'huhuah ha huhua uh uh uh uh.'

Sixshot the Decepticon Ninja Consultant has a hard-on/eyeglint-on for new inventions.

Darn it.