Will it Blend - Lighters

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Comment count is 23

kingarthur

- 2007-08-11

He's getting progressively more adventurous. Perhaps soon he'll be on to blending depleted uranium.

Bone_Vulture

- 2007-08-12

Dark matter - will it blend?

Knuckles

- 2007-08-11

Holy shit. Did it actually explode? If not, those are some pretty nifty effects for an infomerical.

fluffy

- 2007-08-11

It's hard to tell, but I'm inclined to believe that the flames were legitimate with the way that Tom is cracking up at the end (before they cover his face with unconvincing soot makeup after a bad cut, anyway).

Cap'n Profan!ty

- 2007-08-11

Tom Dickson is the new Steve Irwin.

He must now take his blender out into the wilds of Africa and blend a crocodile, a hippo, and a lion.

Doctor Arcane

- 2007-08-11

I'm awaiting an obituary one day. 'Man dies trying to blend napalm'.

Billy the Poet

- 2007-12-18

I don't bear the man any malice, but I can't fucking wait for his funeral.

Cleaner82 - 2008-06-01

And now, Mr. Dickinson's final gift to the world -- WILL HE BLEND?!

fourthguy

- 2007-08-11

I'm starting to really want one of these.

TheOtherCapnS

- 2007-08-11

I agree! This is the first time I can recall advertising actually working on me. I'm going to try and get them to get some of these at the restaurant where I work.

TheOtherCapnS - 2007-08-11

Mother of God, the restaurant ones cost almost 00.

Ahriman the Creepy Lurker

- 2007-08-11

Tom is a national treasure.

boba. - 2007-08-11

I think the reason behind all of these videos is that the blender doesn't actually work on real food

Billings

- 2007-08-11

There's a trick to these blenders

You can't blend a tomato, but you CAN blend a CAN of tomatoes

Caminante Nocturno

- 2007-08-11

Ancient civilizations had Gilgamesh and Hercules. We have Tom Dickson.

Nikon

- 2009-12-30

If Gilgamesh is an Archer and Hercules is a Berserker, what is Tom Dikinson? A Blender?

Stupid Lisa Garbage Face

- 2007-08-11

The lighters were empty. The flames were a special effect.

dead_cat - 2007-08-12

Comatose2

- 2007-08-18

There will now be a warning on the side of all lighters in the US: "do not blend"

Camonk

- 2007-08-31

I want him to blend something at the end, anything really, and say, "X smoke. Breathe the hell out of this you sub-blender slaves to my will!" Or just something about breathing whatever kind of smoke it is.

fluffy - 2007-09-01

Human remains smoke. Don't breathe this!

FABIO2

- 2007-10-14

-1 because of the edit

Rape Van Winkle

- 2009-05-01

I five starred the title.

-1 because it cut away at the explosion

-1 because of no slo-mo replay

-1 because of the stupid fake soot on his face at the end.

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