this clip reminds me of the wonderland murders

Who wrote this commercial? A dadaist?

Mail fraud is a felony.

Giant turd saves children from obesity by stealing dixie cups. Foiled by clown robber-baron.

Five stars for Grimace's first name being, apparently, "Evil."

I might still be eating at McDonalds if they'd kept its weird, Cthululian aspect. Grimace looks like what happened to Bert when he tampered with eldritch mysteries.

When he discovered he was chosen for the McDonaldland Beauty Pageant, did he say "Let me just go get my swimsuit?" I'd hate to think what fanart would be spawned by imagery of a six-armed globule of feces in lingerie would produce.

So do all of these consist of Ronald in some sub-Bugs Bunny disguise gag, appealing to Grimace's vanity?

The original Ronald McDonald is apparently the direct descendant of Barney Rubble.

Once he cut out the high-fructose corn syrup, Grimace lost four arms and his disposition generally improved.

Grimace is going to be pissed that he was tricked. Ronald shouldn't have given him a McDonald's as the address to go to.

5 stars for every comment made thus far