To quote Sabrina Matthews, the lesbian comic: "A 'black fly in your Chardonnay' is not ironic; it's just unfortunate. And now that you've made about a billion dollars, why don't you go buy yourself a dictionary."
I should note that the only reason this song appeals to me is because it reminds me of 7th grade; but I was really depressed and confused back then, so 'appeal' isn't the word I should be using.