Also distressing is that she denies causality in the last ten seconds.

Only one of the many things Sheri Sheppard has in common with Ptolemy.

Most people are entirely capable of multitasking, and you're clearly not living in a situation where your child's next meal and your family's wellbeing is a big enough problem that it takes up all of your time. You're just an idiot.

And stop talking about this "Markers" bullshit. What the Hell is wrong with all of you?

Uhh, is she speaking metaphorically?

Apparently she was given the opportunity to explain herself on the following episode, and claimed that she was nervous and confused at the time and had a "senior brain-poopy moment". In her exact words:

"All I heard was 'how many triglycerides does it take to make Pluto when the Robitussen comes and the earth's sun..', so when they asked me I was like 'I UNNO!' and, you know, you have one of those, you know, senior brain-poopy moments."

Wow, good save.

Rosie would have flattened her.

"markers"

fuck sakes

Everyone else on that panel is fighting back the urge to call her a retard. I have no idea how Whoopi made such a calm and neutral response to that.

If she doesn't know how to answer her kid when asked "Is the world flat?", I feel very, very sorry for that kid. If she tells the kid that the answer doesn't really matter anyway, then someone should call child services.

Woah. Just . . . woah.

Things like this make me rethink my stance on eugenics.

How can a person this fucking stupid get a job on the television?

Yeah, lady, your intelligence has no impact on how you raise your kid. That's why all those high school dropouts can afford to send their kids to Harvard.

As if the topic of "Evolution, through the eyes of unfuckable house hags" wasn't bad enough, someone had to be stupid enough to make Whoopi Goldberg appear intelligent.

God, oh God why, why does this show exist?

I never thought about it, Whoopi.

The dumbest EmpoweredBlackWoman in EmpoweredBlackWomanTown.

BABY WE GOTTA GO TO DA LIBRARY

I AM TOO BUSY RAISING MY KIDS TO KNOW A FUCKING THING ABOUT THE UNIVERSE

What lucky children.

As I fight back the bile in my throat, I have to say that I thought that Whoopi explained that very well.

Maybe I should rent "Jumpin' Jack Flash" and give that another try too...

Bliggity black black bliggity bliggity black black, 'cause I'm black and I'm black y'all. [raised fist]

"..I have a free will, and I have a mind"

It's too bad you choose not to exercise it once in a while! What a travesty of television programming.

Oh good. They found a broad fatter and dippier than Star Jones. Congratulations, The View, I hope you all get cunt cancer.

Oops. The new girl wasn't such a good choice.

WOMEN

"SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK"

If there is one thing Sherri Shepherd is good for, it's bringing POEtv together.

Naw, these sort of things usually settle themselves:
"Mommy, do we need to breathe to live?"
"Baby, I'm too busy raisin' you to know that sorta stuff. We'll go to the lieberry later. In the mean time stop breathing 'cause I think the Bible says it's bad."
"OK"

I want to shit in her heart.

If she were brilliant I'd say she was making a case for skepticism. But instead I'll say that I know people who are so God awful at arguing that once they get on a retarded premise, they'll say even more retarded shit to try to get out of it, and soon wind up in a retarded corner of retardation.

5 stars for her saying that she has a mind in the same breath that she says she isn't sure if the world is flat or not.

I Feel so bad for Whoopi, trying to get a point across by asking a question with an obvious answer so she can move on to her next point and it just doesn't work out for her.

nope. still not gonna watch it.

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