It must be exhausting being so aggro.

nah, don't you know Roachbud is a black man (a REAL black man not no Uncle Tom Oreo) so it just comes natural.

I just know I can handle myself against that bitch since I've been bouncing for two years know and been through worse

now

Well, at least this has given you an opportunity to meet your daily "I'm a bouncer." comment quota.

I'm a bouncer

I'm a bouncer too.

shit man, i'm a bouncer too. maybe this should be portal of bouncers where we talk about bouncer related issues and watch related videos. :D

good job roach. you're now on the same level as the douche in the video.

"IM AWESOME AND TOUGH!!! TOUGH AND AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!"

bouncers and closet homosexuals, yerning to "grapple" with drunk toughs. Its cool though, nothing wrong with being gay.

you know, i'm a bouncer, f16 fighter pilot, fireman, homicide detective, general, stunt man plus actor. and i'm damn good looking. i got a harem of men and women just to cover both angles, drive fancy italian sports cars, live in a mansion and bitch slap my parents when they tell me what to do. despite all this, i make time out of my day to come down here and tell you kids what's what. you're welcome!

Sorry I'm tougher than all you man bitches. Nice to see you came out from under your white sheet, Rizzo.

roach, if i sent you my address, would you please come down and show me that you've been telling the truth all this time by kicking my scrawny white faggot ass? i think that is the only way i'll ever believe you are over 12 years old. 739 chambers st. S. E. Olympia, WA. 98501. really, i want my ass kicked real bad.

I never said I wanted to kick your ass, just the guy in the video. He pisses me off and I know I could crush him. I'm not going to drive across the country to win an internet argument.

you know, you are getting better at these. you are not resorting to "suck ass juice with a straw" comments and such. i dare say, you just made a proper move just now. bravo, old sport.

now, can i come to you, because you are not a bouncer.

There's no way I can prove to you where I work. I am a bouncer in Adams Morgan in DC, where there are a bunch of bars, but I am not going to get more specific than that. I used to work at Gypsy Bar in Boston when I was in school. That place sucked because it was a high rollers place, now I am working at a more laid back establishment.

I am a bouncer and so is my wife!

This video is wonderful stardust...find the one where he talks about how he thinks pokemon villains are probably the worst villains in fiction.

I'm also a bouncer... AT A CLUB FOR BOUNCERS!

I teach Bouncing at Princeton.

Which, I should add, has placed first in a national survey of Bouncing programs for post-secondary institutions 13 of the past 15 years.

What do you bench?

bouncer in adams morgan? HAHAHAHAHA! OOOooOOO........

How do you "bounce" all those college kids there princess? Sprinkle your fairy dust on em and make em float away like angels?

I know bouncers that have gotten shot before there and there's a lot of brawls on that strip. It's not Southeast, but then who goes out there?

you sure are trying real hard at convincing us that your hardcore. Or are you trying to convice yourself?

relax booster, you're going to run out of fairy dust soon.

Aelric, Frank Rizzo and Roachbud. I am going to kick all of your asses. At once. With both hands behind my back. Using the power of my mind. Because I am one tough telepathic. I am going to scan the shit out of the lot of you.

I'm not a bouncer, but I once had to tell some little kids at my nephew's birthday party that if they didn't simmer down then they'd have to leave, which meant that they wouldn't get any Carvel ice cream cake. They got the message.

I am a bouncer

Big deal faggots you all are pussies and pussy I could kick his ass and all of your asses because I'm a bouncer and I bounce for money and I'm so tough and ripped because I'm black and all black people are like "what bitch" and I'd kick his ass like seriously I'll sodomize his mother in front of his dad and say something anti-semitic while giving him the finger and his mom would have a swastika on her ass and I'd be like "Fuck you kike!"

I'm a bouncer for real.

I'm a ninja bouncer, ON FIRE! ALL THE TIME!

I am a bouncer

I punched a bouncer in the face once. Just to make him cry! He wept like Urkel at the unemployment line.

A buddy of mine's a bouncer. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

baleen is a bouncer.

I heard baleen is a bouncer.

I don't think you're bragging. Anyone can take a douche who wears his pants above his bellybutton. He's basically an old man.

I bounce like a motherfucking superball.

From now on I'm going to envision Roachbud's voice as being the kid in this video.

And both Roachbud and this video are gone now. COINCIDENCE?!

By far my favorite comment string on PoeTV

That was completely ridiculous.

I professionally beat the shit out of bouncers to test their bouncing capabilities. When I'm not bouncing that is.

I'm a bouncer, he's a bouncer, she's a bouncer, we're a bouncer, wouldn't you like to be a bouncer too?

I'm a bouncing badass! Grrr!

I knew he looked familiar.

no, it's not funny at all, actually

That's why I don't even try.

Submit that video or I'm going to.

Definitely submit it. This guy could be our next reymon14.

Just reading the titles of his videos one can tell he is more closeted than a gay mormon in the navy.

'So many gay guys pose as girls on the net; busted one today!'

it has been submitted now

Ha! So even other bodybuilding 'tards think he's an arrogant prick.

Tough to be shunned by your own kind. This is a group of people who consider "Ps- I am a 21 year old female, 5'7 (only one inch shorter than you!) weigh 110 pounds, and have a 34 full C cup size. Natural red hair, nice ass... etc." to be a good, relevant post.

That's funny because something in his demeanor instantly reminds me of T. Cruise.

It is a shameful thing to know what goes on at 4chan for months at a time.

Says you!!!

THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH FOR RESUBMITTING THIS