Those people on that island nation over there were just trying to help out, but those evil, large-toothed, predatory whales can't even appreciate it.

I really do like how CNN implies that we won't know what caused the attack because the whale left before anyone could ask.

"Specifically what spurred the attack will remain a mystery."

PERHAPS THE CLANGING AND POKING AND ROPING AND MOTORBOATS. SICK PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THOSE THINGS

I wonder if sperm whales are like elephants in that they know they are being hunted in particular areas and so act with hostility in those areas.

-1 for Wolf Blitzer et el

I am glad to see Wolf Blitzer is still doing hard-hitting journalism

the MSM is totally afraid to talk about whale attacks

*WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP*

SHIELDS UP WE'RE ENTERING THE SITUATION ROOM!

-10 for the way these motherfuckers talk, +15 for whale attack caught on tape