Because Mario games usually have such inventive plots.

Seriously, the game looks great. I'm just not a fan of a 5 minute cutscene in a Mario game.

You actually care about the plots in a Mario game? Why?

These games are pure gameplay. Super Mario plots are a total afterthought to Miyamoto. That's why Mario has no backstory, hardly anyone ever speaks more than a random exclaimation, and the objective is always the same.

I like how the story is exactly the same each time. I'm almost disappointed when they get all self-referential in games like Paper Mario 2, with Bowser talking about his 'annual princess kidnap'. I want them to tell the same story every time as if it's the first time they've ever told it.

"-2 for ripping off the plot to Mario and Luigi 2" is the gayest shit you have ever said

And he's not even right. M&L2 was about traveling through time with baby versions of yourself from the past.

That's a "cake" dance, dude.
Mario is a eunuch.

Wow, he's really a dick! As he should be, no more of that misunderstood bad guy crap.

Yeah, Bowser's voice is ace.

I like that external view of the dramatic corona of dark clouds at -0:55.

because the wii controller kind of sucks in that way.