Yeah, then next week: "TRIP THE FUCKING NET AND I'LL KILL YOU"
If you haven't heard, rising screens are where it's at: press a button and in a split second a bulletproof shield forms a barrier - they often hide them in counters.
No no no no no, you're missing the brilliance of this device entirely. Once inside the trap, the criminal is turned into a harmless clone of Warwick Davis, rendering him easily subdued by cotton candy, the midget's prefferred food source.