A truly memorable comeback.

Why do I get the feeling that somewhere, someone is watching this and masturbating furiously?

Q: what's worse than Britney Spears herself?

A: a nation of supposed "Britney hating" masochists, who end up making / watching more Brit-themed material than the fading starlet herself.

(Hollywood is the new Aztec 'alter of blood' -- where rife, family-friendly "virgins" to the scene, are whored up, ritualistically gang-raped, and culturally beheaded for the sadistic nourishment of the populace.)

They have similar body shape