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What kind of dickbag sells out his entire species - his entire PLANET - just to get a new jeep?
A libertarian.
Well, Clinton sold out his country by selling secrets to China, people like that do exist.
THIS IS WHAT LIBERTARIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
I want to know why the Decepticons just ignored the fact that they mysteriously had a jeep on hand to give to the guy?
RON PAUL WILL STOP MEGATRON.
Great, 200 supertakers' worth of oil residue, burning in the open sky. That's not an environmental disaster, is it?
This story literally has it all. Except they forgot that prowl was in the burning airship.
Why is Optimus watching a Lawrence Welk episode?
BEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEWEEWEEWEE
Nothin like some lovely black juice to get your engine purrin huh guys?
That stupid herd of caribou. If only they'd been paying attention.
Now I badly want OUR MISSILES!!! to become a linked tag.
Metal foot-pads...heheh.
Why didn't Megatron always sound like this on the cartoon? He's basically a boisterous, hard-drinking 19th century English colonel now. With a terrifying sexual fetish for oil.
Who also happens to be MUMM-RA, THE EVER LIVING.
Man, what the hell were they thinking when they chose Starscream's voice actor?