somebody won all of Ben Stein's money, so he's forced to shill for god

What a stylishly crafted abortion.

5 stars for evil

So, what's with all of the cocaine on the floor at the beginning? Should I even have to ask?

"It's the kind of thing where you learn to keep your mouth shut."
YOU'RE NOT DOING A GOOD ENOUGH JOB AT THAT.

I did like the Ferris reference at the end. He's got so little going for him.

Straight from

"Man those scientists are crazy they think this whole ID thing is a conspiracy! A conspiracy! What kind of nut believes in conspiracies?"

to

"Science is perpetrating a conspiracy to oppress people who believe in ID!"

Oh my god his delivery is so boring that he should just pretend to be a high school teacher. They couldn't find someone who could speak with some level of dynamism?

I AM MUD LIGHTNING MAN!

"As a sceintist I'm pretty hostile to a rival doctrine..."

"OK, let's clip the Richard Dawkins quote there. No use letting him explain what he means. he might actually make sense."

Oh Ben Stein, why must you seem so credible yet still be a moron?

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/id/program.html

Also: if you ever wanted to hear Ben Stein drawl out "gangbang," THIS MOVIE IS FOR YOU

Yes, the vast field of evolutionary biology is really just "mud got struck by lightning." That's what they test us on in every class.

Doesn't the bible say we came from mud? Holy shit it's right!