|Hooper_X - 2007-11-30 |
I'd like to believe she's acting, playing dumb because she's a country singer and shucks, it just wern't do for a purty gal like her to know things about th' damn libbrul europeens, but she's playing for fucking charity here, you know? Homeless legless lupus orphans are depending on her, and she's acting like a damn fool.
Either way, it's pretty embarrassing.
|coprolalia - 2007-11-30 |
Europe. A country?
We really ought to learn from the Japanese and just stick spiders up her nose or something at that point.
I'll cop to not remembering it was Hungary, though. I'd have guessed Czech Republic.
or better yet a woman dressed up like Carmen Sandiego could dash out and just punch her in the tits.
Corp, that should be a part of every game show.
Thanks to carmen sandiego, I knew the answer to this one.
|zatojones - 2007-11-30 |
Good thing she's cute
|Colonel Cowlung - 2007-11-30 |
Hard to watch
|EvilHomer - 2007-11-30 |
But.. but... "I thought Europe was a country" is a declarative sentence, not a question.
Needs a Jeff Foxworthy tag.
|Aelric - 2007-11-30 |
the kid cracking up when she first asked if Europe was a country was what did it for me.
|Aubrey McFate - 2007-11-30 |
I know girls like this. Hooray Texas.
texas is a country, right?
I kinda wish it was its own country.
Also, people here need to learn that you don't need to deep-fry everything. Examples A and B: pickles and corn on the fucking cob. Of course, they serve fried mac and cheese at Sonic now.
|Screwtape - 2007-11-30 |
Good job, kid. You even spelled it correct.
The bad news is this ditzy bitch is earning more money than you ever will be.
|Billings - 2007-11-30 |
Hot. Jeff Foxworthy sucks. She's not as dumb as she acts.
I love the logic in that:
"Why is there no sun at night?"
-"Because it gets cooler."
"Why does it get cooler?"
-"Because there's no sun at night.
|KnowFuture - 2007-11-30 |
TV needs more 10 year olds laughing at stupid people.
|Menudo con queso - 2007-11-30 |
I'm betting she votes regularly. Hell, I bet she'd have been hired a school teacher in most districts if the music career/trophy husband hunt hadn't worked out.
|theFlu - 2007-11-30 |
I'd just like to point out that not only am I smarter than a 5th grader, I'm also stronger.
|sosage - 2007-11-30 |
Honestly, I wouldn't have gotten that one. Although I would have just kept my mouth shut and hit copy in shame.
yeah, I'd talk more shit, but I thought it was Turkey.
HA! *I* knew it was Hungary!!!!
Of course, that was only because I played Medieval 2: Total War as Hungary once, but still...
|boner - 2007-11-30 |
I hate all these goddamn quiz shows where they get through about 3 questions in half an hour and you know all the answers anyway.
|Camonk - 2007-11-30 |
I hope they make Are You Stronger Than a Dog? next.
Rodents of Unusual Size
If it's fatty in a wheelchair vs. dog, you might have a watchable show, there.
|Adramelech - 2007-11-30 |
As an enthusiastic viewer of American shame, I can safely say that Ms. Pickler is the -third- contestent on this show to name Europe as a country.
|FABIO2 - 2007-11-30 |
I'd really, REALLY like to believe that this is all just faked or contestants that want to be on TV just fake being this stupid because otherwise there'd be no show.
The kids are all actors; you see a couple of them pop up in movies and TV shows every now and then. It's fake and it's a hit, because people like to do the "lol America" thing and feel smarter about themselves, and the show serves up both in spades.
This is probably a really retarded thing to make a fuss over, but the show isn't fake, guy. You can't put on a completely staged gameshow without thorough disclaimers. None of the children are "actors" and none of them have appeared in anything before the show.
The show is selectively and aggressively edited, like all gameshows and reality television, to put up a certain appearance, but it's certainly not some elaborate Wag the Dog-esque put on.
|Doctor Arcane - 2007-11-30 |
I would have said Romania :(
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2007-11-30 |
Of course it's an act... she's working on her comedic show business persona. Too bad it's not funny.
|Cube - 2007-12-01 |
This one time in elementary school we were looking at pictures of neanderthal skulls that had no jaws, and this one blonde girl raised her hand and asked the teacher:
"How were they able to eat without a jaw?"
|Jeff Fries - 2007-12-05 |
I would be her encyclopedia brown anyday
|Pie Boy - 2007-12-08 |
I love the 5th grader and his cackles of superiority.
|bopeton - 2008-02-03 |
They should just rename this show "Jeff Foxworthy and a Bunch of Kids laugh at Stupid People"
It's be more likely to watch it.
|pan - 2008-11-09 |
Five stars for the awesome beat-down Foxworthy gives all women everywhere. Foxworthy's moustache looks like it could end worldwide coitus unassisted.
|Goethe and ernie - 2008-12-09 |
The presenter can't even pronounce Hungary.
|themilkshark - 2009-02-07 |
I want to fuck her stupid brains out
|Wombles - 2009-05-22 |
Man, if you don't know just guess. Don't explain how you don't even understand the question.
|zeuspopsicles - 2009-11-20 |
I think if I were that 5th-grader, I would punch her for that goddamn condescending "ya-ay you gaht it raight!" comment and hand clapping at the very end.
I also join the camp of people desperately hoping this is fake, because if not I am never watching television again.
Jeff Foxworthy ruined my adolescence, so minus 1 star.
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