Someone, I think it was Bill Bryson*, called David Attenborough "perhaps the most respected man in England." He's definitely the dude I respect most in England.
Think of the calm Attenborough had to have I mean if a giant fucking bug landed on your face, let alone your ear, it would be damn near impossible not to go "AH FUCK KILL IT KILL IT" and possibly cause injury to yourself in an attempt to get rid of it...well at least thats me.