Escalators, don't hit... aw, fuck this. I'm not going through that again.
I've had a totally straight man-crush on Jackie since I was 8 years old. If God came to Earth tonight, pissed off and ready to start the Apocalypse, and told me that He'd spare our planet IF I showed Him just one man that represented the sum total of everything worthy the human race has ever accomlished, I'd nominate Jackie in a heartbeat.
Hell, I'd just show God anybody who can speak and understand Cantonese, that alone should be impressive enough to save the planet. Of course, then He'd take one look at those hideous overalls that girl is wearing and it'd be back to doomsday for us.
