These are incredible

I think the world might be coming to an end.

Or something.

Strawberry Clock is king of the portal...wait what?

Begin endgame.

The collective fat and crumb-beards behind these videos could literally crush scientology with little effort.

And then came the day that the Furluminati joined the cause. And then peration Clambake and The Lisa McPherson Trust. And after that, Jews for Jesus and the SCA. Then GLBTA and The Girl Scouts. Then, finally, The National Front.

My hope is that they destroy each other utterly.

THIS IS NOT A DREAM. THIS IS NOT A DREAM. THIS IS NOT A DREAM.

Even their synthesized voice sounds fat.

Is that the Blue Man Group?

pissing in an ocean of piss AMIRITE?

The best thing about this is how hilariously gay the computer voice sounds when it says HELLLLOOOOOO at the beginning.

Furries are so horribilly gay that they even turn text-to-speech into a flaming mess.