How did this shit make it out of the hopper?

It made it past the hopper because of the general interest in Scientology, and the Anonymous' declaration of war.

'least, that's why i submitted it.

Christ, this just gets gayer and gayer and gayer. The more and more these tards try to see who has the bigger dick, the smaller and smaller they turn out to be.

Ah, for the good old days of yesterday, when it was just XenuTV, Fallout 2, student activist groups, Tom Cruise, Southpark, 4chan, furries, and skinheads wearing stupid hats involved in this Scientology nonsense.

Scientology!

No stars. Cruise is hilariously crazy. Retards making bad text-to-speech recordings are not.

This was kinda interesting at first, but now it's a nerdfest bluff war.

I am enjoying this prank, but these people didn't put any work into this.
How can I believe a league of hackers that doesn't even have competent graphic design skills? Can't they hack themselves a nice copy of Final Cut HD?

Plus one star for the somethingawful shout-out.