It strains its credibility with the claim that someone would turn down an offer of sex from Benjamin FUCKING Franklin.

I have a vision that one day the animatronic version of Franklin in Disney's EPCOT center will join forces with its Mark Twain counterpart and form an unstoppable President/Vice President duo running under the 'Fuck-Your-Shit' platform. They will attend all debates with electric guitars in hand (a pair of charming steam-powered instruments known as 'Death' and 'Taxation') and will respond to all questions and accusations from their competitors by rocking so hard that the speaker's head EXPLODES.

Well, the man did have syphilis.

He hung out with the fucking HELLFIRE CLUB for fucksake. He probably fucked corpses and five year olds.

Still, great guy.

I'm TAing Microbiology right now, but I'd give you an A if you added it to a lab report, provided that your graphs looked nice.

i really tried to put a question mark there but my keyboard was unresponsive

What about your lack of capitalization?

big man, big man you are.

yeah it should have been done with tf2 characters.

that would have been AWESOME

Agreed. Jayma Mays is one fine looking woman.

She's the star of awesome blockbuster, "Epic Movie"

If you didn't say it then I was gonna say it.