that fat guy at the end sure can take a beating

Did he stab Tommy Lee Jones in the brain?

Steven Segal's movies are the best snuff porn I've ever seen.

Fat guy at the end? That's William Fucking Forsythe!

A lot of times Stephen Segal kills people when it's not strictly necessary.

Man, Segal is such a cunt. He takes a martial art created so you didn't have to hurt your opponent or be a vicious brute while defending yourself, and he made a career out of, well, the stuff in the video.

Still amusing, but still one of the biggest cunts around. (And a sleazy wife-beating one, too.)

I'M JUST A COOK

Imagine if Pauly Shore ended up being the world's representative of something you'd devoted a large chunk of your life to. That's how the aikido world feels about Steven Segal.

I like how in the midst of all this Aikido arm breaking there's a short scene where he shoots an unarmed man in the chest.

Bobby must have been very pissed.

Am I the only person who likes to believe he did this all in a single neighborhood, in a single afternoon?

I can't even watch this halfway through.

Steven Segal HATES arm bones. And ninjas from Jamaica. And anything with a breakable surface.

My favorite part out of all his movies has always been the cue ball in the bar rag. Fucking ouch.