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Smellvin

- 2008-02-19

Good thing Mike Huckabee lost all that weight. Otherwise he would have cornered the largest voting bloc in America.

FABIO2

- 2008-02-19

I guess having actual clips going makes this slightly better than a drawn out Onion article, but not by much.

Aelric

- 2008-02-19

i've always wondered what kind of mentality fat actors have to play fat roles that mock their own fatness?

FABIO2 - 2008-02-19

Actors will whore themselves out for ANYTHING, moreso than any other profession.

Including whoring.

RandomFerret

- 2008-02-19

Why do the Wayans brothers accept ANY of their roles?

RockBolt

- 2008-02-19

I'm pretty sure everyone in these videos (and most of the photos in the print version), sans stock footage, are Onion staff members or family of Onion staff members

drcrypt

- 2008-02-19

I remember when the Onion's execution was just as good as their ideas.

joyofdiscord

- 2008-02-19

Some of these new vids are pure gold. The stolen heart from a dead man was genius, and the mysterious visitor with a vision of a utopian future was possibly even better still. They are hit and miss, and I'm afraid this one is more of a miss, imo.

Roachbud

- 2008-02-19

"It made me like her and it made me want to eat some ice cream."

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