One star for every order of magnitude of fail greater than I thought was physically possible.

FROM THE DIAPHRAGM, NOT THE NOSE. JESUS.

How could she possibly thing that making this was a good idea?

Uhmm... I just... What?

Its amazing that the singing isn't the worst part of this.

So...is Hillary "crying" a sign she's too weak to be President, or that she's an emotionless calculating robot? They seem to be contradictory.


Also: HUSSEIN

michelle malkin has ear mites. it's not funny poe!

She would do well do invest in an auto-tuner...or skill.

So what was this song about? All I heard was "Ching chong ching chong Clinton ching chong chow chow chong Obama ching chong chow"

Humor born from the creeping realization that you've backed the most wrong horse possible.

That's right, conservative commentators, remind people that Obama's middle name is Hussein. Nothing like constantly reminding voters of the Iraq War to really get them to vote Republican.

Dang, the preload made me hope that this was some weather forecaster's impromptu performance

This is worse than getting fucked by Hitler with AIDS. Five stars.

My eyes and ears are bleeding. Someone shoot me, then Michelle Malkin.

Wow, she broke my speakers.

YOU FAIL IT. YOUR SKILL IS NOT ENOUGH.

BLOOD SPRAYING FROM MY EARS LIKE JETSTREAMS

can't live with a perfect rating

I actually want to vote for Clinton because of this song to piss Malkin off.

what a crazy bitch

Middle aged soccer mom humor