At the time of posting this, there is a broken submission of the same name in the hopper. This is because I was a fucktard and neglected to include a link to the video - or any video at all - the first time around. This is not a dupe - I am just a goddamn moron.

I'm amazed this made it through the hopper. But I admit it was hard to look away.

i'm sorry, is there a joke here? is there something about the video i'm missing outside of the weird idea of a kwanzaa cake being made my a plastic blonde white girl?

Would've gotten two more stars if she mixed malt liquor into the icing, deep fried the whole thing and served it with a side of greens...

Its a white lady trying to make black people food out of 'things those people eat'. Its like a SNL skit gone horribly wrong.

That sound you hear is Sean spitting out his drink.

I am pretty sure Sandra Lee doesn't keep cocoa powder around "for making hot cocoa." Unless she thinks cocoa powder is the crap in an envelope mixed with sugar and milk solids.

Shocked and appalled that there wasn't already a Kwanzaa tag.

i think i could make a more appealing looking cake with my ass

quicker too

That's a nice looking cake. I'm surprised there are so many skilled patissieres on Poetv with the authority to mock it.

A white lady making a kwanzaa cake. Who cares. Its not as if we dont let goys make matzah ball soup these days.

She color coordinates her kitchen with her wardrobe.

Mmmmm corn nuts and apple pie filling.

I absolutely love the fact that she tries passing off Corn Nuts as being 'acorns' and hopes nobody will know the difference.

To be fair, get rid of the candles and the Corn Nuts and it seems to be a pretty good idea for a cheap centerpiece. The apple filling sounds like a decent, solid idea.

Although the cake was brown because it refused to choose between Jehovah and Satan during the Great Controversy.

i like her big boobs. the stars are for that.

Sandra Lee is apparently a target for a lot of criticism and derision for not being a real chef or something. Here's Anthony Bourdain calling her "Betty Crocker after a weekend huffing crack."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzG0PdiDJcI

I want her to cook topless from now on.

One time my house mate was really drunk, and he mixed kraft dinner with a bunch of random spices and a few other things from the fridge. And to think, this woman gets her own show but he has to wallow in insignificance. NO JUSTICE!

It doesn't sound like it'd taste as awful as some of her dishes, like the Dr. Pepper-marinated pork chop. I wonder why she needs the vanilla, though. Isn't the icing already flavored?

"Angel Food Harvest Cake For Kwanzaa"

I think I get it. Her cake basically comes from a ghetto store, but aren't her recipes all like that? She probably has good recipes for Tater Tot Casserole.

Good God, what did that poor angel food cake ever do to her?!

I wonder what percentage of her audience is black

The title of her autobiography: "Made From Scratch"(!)
Could this be the best Sandra Lee irony of all?

Stars are for the first known footage of someone treating Kwanzaa as though it exists and people celebrate it.

I love the people on here so cooking-stupid that they don't know how braindead horrible this is. Apparently you'll need to put her "Daffodil Cake" up where she puts pre-made cookies on top of a pre-made cake and then drinks herself into oblivion. I think that's the only one so obviously full of fail that some of these people will get it.

Oh god, the online recipe. I mean, the pictures of her other food look just as bad, but somebody added POPCORN to the recipe (and admitted that yes, they were corn nuts):

1 (10 to 12-ounce) purchased angel food cake
1 container (16 ounce) vanilla frosting
2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 (21-ounce) container apple filling or topping
1 (1.7-ounce) package corn nuts
1/2 cup pumpkin seeds, toasted
1/2 cup popped popcorn

Recipe here along with her others, don't go if you need your appetite:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,1977,FOOD_993 6_25303,00.html

I haven't reviewed this yet?

They really just oughta change the title of her show to "cooking for bachelors" and call it a day. The only reason you make something like this is if you are a dude who has a girl coming over and you want to impress her but you don't know how to make shit.