It just never works out for dwarves. Hilarious.
I wish there were a word in the English language that meant "Wonder Years style of nasal narration."

This clip made me think of Bubsy 3D for some reason.

It was rather predicatable and boring, but it made up for it with the little dwarf running out onto the bridge at the end and crying "I'm sorry!" into the emptiness in his little dwarf voice.

This was of course in the 50's before females had evolved a protective layer of bone surrounding the brain as their male counterparts had.

20 points!

This is from the movie Simon Birch, which was based loosely on John Irving's novel A Prayer for Owen Meany. Irving hated this movie.

If I remember the passage in the book correctly, after the narrator's Mom gets killed by the baseball, he puts his baseball jacket over his head and the midget just keeps saying to him over and over, "I'm sorry!"

Why didn't the midget just shoot or stab her like a normal murderer?

I woulda liked to have killed that lady with my dwarf monster. If you know what I mean.

Is that the annoying kid from Jurassic Park?

It just made it easier for him to suck out her soul.

This ruined my morning

So I take it this movie was, uh, not good?

Holy shit. 2:11: You can tell the ref is yelling "Foul Ball!"

SHE DIED FOR NOTHING!!!

WHAT

HOW

I

REALLY?

Out of context week NEVER STOPS.

Bi Bam Bop