+5 stars for the black RP.
-1 for reading Origin of Species and not the Bible.

This is not safe for work in the slightest, but who cares. Shows her taking a piss on the toilet and talking in a terrible Innocent Little Asian Girl accent.

I love it though. Ten thousand stars for reading The Origin of Species. This is amazing. You know she is really into the book because she messes up her Black Ho accent and slips into the Me Luv U Long Time accent.

So that's what happened to Alice from the Brady Bunch!

Black "accent" noted, the best is when she's talking innocently about her vagina / trying anal, as she pretends to be a young virgin... while a cat sits like a human, on the chair next to her!!

Too long, no sex

I've only seen 5 minutes and it's like fifty stars just from here

I want this woman in my TF2 clan. She can talk smack with the best of them.

Phone sex while knitting a pink blanket.

There are not enough stars in this galaxy.

I was once a fake telephone psychic, so I can relate.

Love it.

this should really have some kind of bathing grannie warrning on it please

Just the way I imagine it when I call phone sex lines.

Be my grandma Opal Dockery

mmf that's right you be my grandma unf

I love this Beavis and Butthead episode.

Even if you close your eyes, it still sounds like someone's grandma.

Also: HOLY CRAP

Put the phone up to your butt.

Fucking awesome job. God, my grandma is lame.

Would.

+1 for the cat.
+1 for "lick you out like a mustard jar."
+1 for reading Darwin in the tub.
+1 for the variety of phone sex she does, horrible accents and all.
+1 for big grandma titties.

This video broke the meaty parts inside my head.

Alexander Graham bell is not pleased!

This is one long Revolting Cocks sample just incubating, waiting to hatch out.

Whoa! How'd I ever miss this one?

2 1/2 for licking out the jungle juice.
The rest for the piss.

2 for the shots of the jaded cat.
3 for "Jungle Juice"

!!!!!!

MAGNIFICENT

This is what PoETV is for.

Three cheers.

You just can't argue with a classic.