He's such an inefficient, bulky serial killer.

I really wish I could've seen this without any context.

After failing mime school he just spiraled

Aaaah ha ha ha ha ha! mftgglemumblemumble aaaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Uh.... Uh.... AAAAAA ha ha ha ha ha!

Okay, who gave dad the keys to the liqueur cabinet?

I just realized how much this guy looks and acts like a Victorian-era Pyro.

Wow. For a horrible serial killer who melts his victims with acid, he really just comes across as a douche begging for attention.

Would have been better if the description didn't give it away.

This guy fuckin' loves to fuckin' corrode.

Is this at the entrance to the Uncanny Valley, or more toward the middle?

The first clocktower was amazing/insane, totally lifted from Phenomena. This is just insane.

So far this game's been a cross between gut-wrenching horror and a Saturday morning cartoon. The first serial killer beans a 12-year-old girl over the skull with a hammer and rolls her bloody corpse down some stairs. Later on her ghost sobs as she tries to play blood-drenched piano keys.

In-between and after that it's "Scooby Doo." You run in and out of doors while the monster chases you, usually in the same hallway. You escape by springing silly traps like luggage piles and fire pokers. The only thing that would make it more complete is if the soundtrack was The Monkees and Alyssa could dress in disguises to fool Sledgehammer.