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Pure PCP, both in content and delivery.
Thhhaaaattt wwwwaaaasssss aaaammmmmaaaaaazzzzziiiiiiinnnng
Okay, I am completely in love with slo-mo now.
I'm now pretty convinced OxyClean is slang for 'killing your kids' and that the mother's a former assassin.
The no-longer-broken Hopper is a thing of beauty. As is this.
the BEDDING was a DISAAASTERR fuckin' KIIIIDS
The part where the kids bounce on-screen is what broke me
Beautiful. Like stroke victims dancing in higher realm of comedy.
SCREWED AND CHOPPED
If you play the Matt Foley skit in fast motion it sounds like Billy Mays
Billy Mays' beard has mystical powers.
myyyyyyyyy faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccce issssssss floaaaaatinnnggg
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Funeral dirge straight out of Hell.
This video is a vessel of some sort of universal truth. I can see it. I can see it. It is a true video. This video is all of us and none of us at once.
Oxyclean is a purer form of oxycotin, right?
Doesn't she look almost exactly like Laura Palmer?
oh god I... what... YES FUCK YES MORE OF THIS PLEASE O JESUS
Jesus myyy aaannnnnuuuussss isss blleeeeeddddinnng mmmmm ANNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUSSSSSS iiiisssss bbbllllledddding FORTHELOVEOFGOD Myyyyy ANNNNUSUUSSSS issssss BLLEEDDDDDDDDDDINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
surely someone will get the poetv reference. or take me to the ER.
IIII aam a BAAANAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Frightening.
The background music sounds incredibly sleazy.