My God, the music! Am I being attacked by a computer?!

clearly the wrong side won the cold war

It's amazing what chemical burns will do to a face.

I'd like to see what it could do for one of their washing machines.

Not shown: Bela spraying his penis and seeing it turn into a 14" black cock. Terrified, he sprays his penis repeatedly to get it to turn into something "better," but with each new spraying comes a nightmarish penicological transmutation. The black rhino penis sprouts wings, then gills, then it turns everything it touches into gold. Finally, many applications, his penis evolves into a sentient being with a will of its own and the power to spray its own magical cleaner. The penis sprays Bela and turns him into enormous quivering vagina! Bela must spend the rest of eternity being fucked by his own tool.

That is the danger of capitalism.

and viddy films, I would...

i don't know what the song in the background is but i would pay money for the full nine hour version